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Captive Japanese Tourists Forced to Work on London Bridge Railway Claim...
By Danny Soz Human rights group, Amnesty International, have accused bosses at Network Rail of sanctioning the enslavement of up to a thousand Japanese tourists during 2014 before forcing them to work...
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Cab Driver Threatened Passenger with Shortest Route
LONDON—A 57-year-old taxi driver was detained at a nearby police station accused of threatening to take a passenger via the quickest, safest, and cheapest route, it has emerged. Spokesperson at the...
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London’s Teenage Boys to be Listed as an Endangered Species Following...
Following the recent spate of stabbings in the capital, London’s teenage boys have now been officially listed as a critically-endangered species by The International Union for Conservation of Nature,...
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Facebook ‘Uplifting Quotes’ Man Drowns Self In Thames
The body of a 35-year-old man, renowned for filling his Facebook timeline with boxes containing inspirational and uplifting quotes from so-called, life gurus and long-dead philosophers, was recovered...
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London Man Caged for Brutal Slaying of “Serial Commenting” Blogging Couple
A 19-year-old man from East London was given two consecutive life sentences at The Old Bailey yesterday for the brutal killings of a man and woman whose only crime appeared to have been spending long...
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THE CASEBOOK OF PC TED STUPOR: THE DRINK-RAVAGED LONDON BOBBY YOU CAN TRUST
Evenin’ all. Policing London can be a pretty grim and taxing experience at the best of times but I particularly dread being called out to incidents of domestic violence. Last week, I was sitting at a...
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Wimbledon Relocated to Glasgow Due to Scorching Weather
AS London suffers one of its worst starts to a summer, this year’s Wimbledon tennis tournament is to be held in Glasgow after the largest city in Scotland enjoys unusual scorching weather. Spokesperson...
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CANDLELIT VIGILS NOT REALLY WORKING SAYS EX-MI5 BOSS
An ex-head of Britain’s MI5 last night whipped up a storm of controversy by claiming that candlelit vigils – like the one staged in central London last night , where thousands gathered to show their...
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Drivers Urged Not to Leave Jeremy Corbyn in the Car As Temperatures Soar
With the mercury today set to soar to a blistering 35 degrees celsius in London, drivers are being urged not to leave Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn locked in the car for long periods unattended. A...
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PC Ted Stupor: The Drink-Ravaged London Bobby You Can Trust
by Danny SoZ Evenin’ all A great metropolis like London can often be a magnet for subversive activities and terrorism, and last Tuesday was no exception. I was in the canteen with some of the other...
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